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The Reality of Eden Prime Chapter 1 part 2

szaleniec1000 Oct 27, 2011 23:55

Last time on The Reality of Eden Prime, Ashley had an altercation with her boss. Who, by a remarkable series of contrivances, happens to be a complete pervert who has the hots for her. And asari companions, it seems.

( NSFW, NSF anything, contains graphic noncon )

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Deserving Chapter 53

szaleniec1000 Oct 19, 2011 11:51

I'd almost given up checking for updates, then on I go to the Uber-Pit and what do I find? Ladies and gentlemen, this is it.

( It's also very long. )

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Deserving Chapter 26

szaleniec1000 Nov 08, 2010 01:04

I'm going to be cross-posting my sporkings to the new comm armedwithsporks, and if you're interested in sporking (which you probably are if you're reading this) I recommend joining. It looks to be off to a promising start.

It just so happens that we have Chapter 26, one of the best yet, to kick off my contribution. Snape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Deserving Chapter 26, NSFW )

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Deserving Chapters 24-25

szaleniec1000 Nov 04, 2010 18:02

Chapter 24 is, by the author's own admission, quite short so let's have another double bill.
( Deserving Chapters 24-25 )

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Deserving Chapter 18

szaleniec1000 Oct 20, 2010 01:59

This chapter starts off with a brief author's note saying that it hadn't been beta'd. This isn't a good sign, given that I credit the beta with some of the incongruously well-written (or at least not-so-badly written) segments thus far.
( Sure enough, Chapter 18 is a corker. )

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Deserving Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Jun 19, 2010 21:32

Are the 1600+ people who voted Deserving 5/5 on the Uber-Pit reading a different version, in which everyone was in character, Harry hadn't Imperiused Severus to wank into a bottle for no reason at all and nobody got compared to the victims of the Holocaust? The Snarry mpreg and the forced marriage thing I can kind of see, unaccountably popular as ( Read more... )

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Deserving Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 01, 2010 03:15

Another NSFW update here.
( Deserving Chapter 2 )

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Deserving Intro and Chapter 1

szaleniec1000 May 31, 2010 00:37

I'm sure we've all encountered a badfic that all common sense tells you to duck out of midway through the first chapter, but some unseen force keeps you reading to see what horrors are lying in wait. My Immortal was such a fic, a page turner for all the wrong reasons, train-wreck syndrome given form. While this fic isn't bad in quite the same way, ( Read more... )

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Phantom Dreams Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 May 20, 2010 18:33

Apologies for the delay in updating.
( In which the story goes nowhere )

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